"I don't approve of political jokes; I have……" — Jon Stewart
"I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart has 230 quotes on this site.
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is…
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried…
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him…
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More Approve Quotes
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one of 225 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I don't approve of sunbathing, and it's bad for you.
— David Attenborough
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It seems that the only gun violence some leftists approve of is gun violence aimed at cops and other groups…
— Gary Bauer
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A lot of people out there pay good lip service to the idea of personal freedom... right up to the…
— Neal Boortz
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I've never been difficult to anybody or with anybody on a picture. Especially when you're in that nice status of…
— James Caan
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I got a part as a chorus girl in a show called Every Sailor and I had fun doing it.…
— James Cagney
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I don't believe that Jesus would approve abortion except in the case of incest, rape or the mother's life in…
— Jimmy Carter
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Genghis Khan decreed religious tolerance for all of his conquered peoples. So I think he definitely would approve of our…
— Amy Chua
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As I approve of a youth that has something of the old man in him, so I am no less…
— Marcus Tullius Cicero
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The Work reveals that what you think shouldn't have happened should have happened. It should happened because it did, and…
— Byron Katie
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If I would follow your advice and Jesus could perceive it, he, as a Jewish teacher, surely would not approve…
— Albert Einstein
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What is a kiss? Why this, as some approve: the sure, sweet cement, glue, and lime of love.
— Robert Herrick
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Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve the homage…
— Thomas Jefferson
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