"The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a……" — Jon Stewart
"The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is…
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried…
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him…
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I was raised Baptist, and I like the fact that I got my conscience installed early.
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Well, you could become a Southern Baptist. I mean, instead of having to obey the Pope, you could just obey…
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Learn what not to expect. Irish catholic they get sh**** little rings. Irish women get crappy rings. Baptist get the…
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Psychologically, I'm a Roman Baptist.
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What you and I need to do is learn to forget our differences. When we come together, we don't come…
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There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with…
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No honest theologian therefore can deny that his acceptance of Jesus as Christ logically binds every Christian to a belief…
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The Baptist found him far too deep; The Deist sighed with saving sorrow; And the lean Levite went to sleep,…
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I am a Catholic not like someone else would be a Baptist or a Methodist, but like someone else would…
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But, yea, I grew up in a strong Baptist background.
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I sang with Anita Bryant in the Southern Baptist churches.
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