"Congress is the Justin Bieber of our government" — Jon Stewart

"Congress is the Justin Bieber of our government"

— Jon Stewart

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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart has 230 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates…
I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is…
Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let…
Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell…
Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys…
I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried…
The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If…
A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him…

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More Bieber Quotes

This quote is filed under Bieber Quotes, one of 100 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Interviewer: "What keeps you grounded?" Bieber: "Gravity." Interviewer: "What's up, Justin?" Bieber: "The sky, man." — Justin Bieber
A girl could be sitting on her computer, trying to get noticed by me, and not knowing she's the future… — Justin Bieber
And my daughter really likes Justin Bieber, so I think she'll have fun watching him. But I think Rihanna is… — Alessandra Ambrosio
Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars. — Corey Taylor
I think my baby already has a leg up on all other babies because the baby has already met Justin… — Jane Krakowski
Justin Bieber is like the white Tupac. Compared to a lot of people. — Mark Wahlberg
I worry about Bieber, man. That kid’s wildly talented. I hope he doesn’t fall down into the usual ways of… — Channing Tatum
The future of rock n roll is Justin Bieber. — Iggy Pop
I'm not f-ing Justin Bieber, you motherf-ers! — Billie Joe Armstrong
It's very funny to see a Justin Bieber song done by a bunch of grown men. — Shawn Stockman
Justin Bieber isn't gonna be much of a star once his balls drop and his voice changes. — Landon Liboiron
I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had. — Joan Rivers

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