"Why do I have to follow CNN on……" — Jon Stewart
"Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is…
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried…
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him…
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More Cnn Quotes
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I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.
— Lewis Black
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I'm a singer, not a politician, and I think you don't want the two to get confused. It's not OK…
— Bono
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I'm not besotted with the notion of being on CNN to the point that I'm going to suddenly morph into…
— Anthony Bourdain
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I'm not searching for hard news; I'm not a journalist, but I'm interested in pushing to boundaries of where we…
— Anthony Bourdain
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I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same…
— Tucker Carlson
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We were thrilled and we were privileged to be part of a revolution, because make no mistake about it, Ted…
— Christiane Amanpour
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I was first to break the news about the death of Lady Diana. The CNN team couldn't get into makeup…
— Matt Drudge
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I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George…
— Doug Stanhope
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It's time for me to give out an award to newly elected Majority Leader John Boehner. Mr. Boehner was elected…
— Stephen Colbert
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I think there is a mainstream media. CNN is mainstream media, and the main, ABC, CBS, NBC are mainstream media.…
— Peter Jennings
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CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded.
— Jay Leno
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Have you seen U2's live show? It's boring as hell. It's like watching CNN.
— Sharon Osbourne
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