"I thought we were out of money!? You……" — Jon Stewart
"I thought we were out of money!? You can't simultaneously fire teachers AND tomahawk missiles."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart has 230 quotes on this site.
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is…
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried…
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him…
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I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going…
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That said, the question remains: how to strike the balance between free speech and mutual respect in this mixed-up world,…
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You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're…
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Jonathan is that brilliant little fire that burns within us all, that lives only for those moments when we reach…
— Richard Bach
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Good fame is like fire; when you have kindled you may easily preserve it; but if you extinguish it, you…
— Francis Bacon
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It's just very homey in Ireland. It's very comforting and comfortable. There's lots of fireplaces with fires. It's just really…
— Amy Adams
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Fires can't be made with dead embers, nor can enthusiasm be stirred by spiritless men. Enthusiasm in our daily work…
— James A. Baldwin
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In all parts of the Old World, as well as of the New, it was evident that Columbus had kindled…
— Charles Kendall Adams
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Money is in some respects life's fire: it is a very excellent servant, but a terrible master.
— P T Barnum
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
— Dave Barry
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I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on George W. Bush. Republicans…
— Glenn Beck
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Music should strike fire from the heart of man, and bring tears form the eyes of woman.
— Ludwig van Beethoven
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