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Bush Quotes by Bill Maher
- The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after…
- Karl Rove described Obama as "the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments about everyone who…
- I do miss George Bush. Compared to these teabaggers and the people who are pandering to them, he looks like a professor.
- Unemployment is down, confidence is up, DOW 5,000 above Bush - or as Republicans put it, let's talk about gay people and abortion!
- Republicans don't have to accept evolution, economics, climatology, or human sexuality, but I just watched a week of their national convention, and I need them…
- I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and I was saying, 'Bring back the lip synch.' ...And it…
- George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book.
- I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.
- The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this…
- Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an…
- President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't…
- Now, I'm no doctor, but I am on TV. And in my professional opinion, George Bush is a paranoid schizophrenic.
- NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree…
- When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. Thats something I value. Fairness, kindness, generosity, tolerance. When they talk about values,…
- Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, theyve seen me laugh, and theyve seen me…
More Bush Quotes
- When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of Blair and little Bush… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
- I was born in the Ottawa General Hospital right after the Gray Cup Football Game in 1939. Six months later, I was… — Margaret Atwood
- American foreign policy had still not recovered from its victory over communism when George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice took over at… — Russell Baker
- Bush wasn't elected, he was selected - selected by five judges up in Washington who voted along party lines. — Alec Baldwin
- Everything that Bush touches turns to manure in public policy. — Alec Baldwin
- I think my exact comment was that if Bush won it would be a good time to leave the United States. I'm… — Alec Baldwin
- My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm… — Charles Barkley
- I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on George W. Bush. Republicans still don't… — Glenn Beck
- In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this… — Lewis Black
- There's an expression in Australia that's called 'Go Bush,' which means to get out of the city and relax. I try and… — Cate Blanchett
- 22 million new jobs under President Clinton. 3 million lost under Bush. — Sidney Blumenthal
- It's easy to kick somebody when they're down. George W. Bush has dealt with more difficult issues than any president since Franklin… — John Boehner