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- Promoting his new book, President Bush visited the headquarters of Facebook. Unfortunately, he spent the whole visit on Farmville, clearing brush.
- President Obama gave a speech about healthcare tonight, and yesterday he gave a pep talk to students. He told them that in order to succeed…
- Former President George W. Bush has hired a man to lead his presidential think tank in Dallas. The man was hired because he was the…
- A new report just came out that says President Obama has mentioned Jesus Christ in more speeches than President Bush did. Can you believe that?…
- President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush…
- President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled…
- Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.
- During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running…
- In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is a quote,…
- Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is…
More Bush Quotes
- When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of Blair and little Bush… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
- I was born in the Ottawa General Hospital right after the Gray Cup Football Game in 1939. Six months later, I was… — Margaret Atwood
- American foreign policy had still not recovered from its victory over communism when George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice took over at… — Russell Baker
- Bush wasn't elected, he was selected - selected by five judges up in Washington who voted along party lines. — Alec Baldwin
- Everything that Bush touches turns to manure in public policy. — Alec Baldwin
- I think my exact comment was that if Bush won it would be a good time to leave the United States. I'm… — Alec Baldwin
- My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm… — Charles Barkley
- I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on George W. Bush. Republicans still don't… — Glenn Beck
- In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this… — Lewis Black
- There's an expression in Australia that's called 'Go Bush,' which means to get out of the city and relax. I try and… — Cate Blanchett
- 22 million new jobs under President Clinton. 3 million lost under Bush. — Sidney Blumenthal
- It's easy to kick somebody when they're down. George W. Bush has dealt with more difficult issues than any president since Franklin… — John Boehner