"President Bush left for Canada today to attend……" — Conan O'Brien
"President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards."
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151 Quotes by Conan O'Brien
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her…
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce…
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We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it, than any other person can be.
— Jane Austen
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If we attend continually and promptly to the little that we can do, we shall ere long be surprised to…
— Samuel Butler
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Several people have told me that one of the most meaningful events they could attend would be something at the…
— Hillary Clinton
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I believe in an America where religious intolerance will someday end... where every man has the same right to attend…
— John F. Kennedy
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There are people who think that wrestling is an ignoble sport. Wrestling is not sport, it is a spectacle, and…
— Roland Barthes
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When neither high purpose nor the categorical imperatives of religion will do, the only argument against suicide is life itself.…
— Al Alvarez
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in the spring he will attend your botanical course. his natural turn is very strongly to the objects of your…
— Thomas Jefferson
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If, then, you wish to insure the interest of your pupils, there is only one way to do it; and…
— William James
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The art of remembering is the art of thinking. When we wish to fix a new thing in either our…
— William James
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I made the greater progress, from that clearness of head and quicker apprehension which generally attend temperance in eating and…
— Benjamin Franklin
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There are millions of children today who don't attend school. However, education is the only way to get ahead in…
— Azim Premji
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I never tell one client that I cannot attend his sales convention because I have a previous engagement with another…
— David Ogilvy
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