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- Oh, here's your tax dollars at work. This is what makes people furious. The head of the GSA, a woman named Martha Johnson, has resigned…
- In an interview with Univision, President Obama said if there's one thing he's learned, it's that you can't change Washington from within. So what is…
- Mitt Romney is predicting that as president, he will create 12 million jobs in his first term. Well, President Obama says a Romney presidency would…
- In Chicago some anti-Mitt Romney protesters told reporters they're being paid to protest. They said they're being paid by Democrats to stand outside and chant…
- President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 then he did in 2010. You know what that means?…
- President Obama was in Disney World today where he unveiled his new plan to create jobs. He was joined by Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse…
- President Obama will be going to Disney World where he'll unveil his new plan to create jobs. And what better place for the president to…
- After saying the jobs bill is paid for, President Obama now says that it will be paid for by raising taxes over 10 years. I…
- We're fighting three wars now. Imagine how many we'd be fighting if President Obama hadn't won the Nobel Peace Prize.
- President Obama said in an interview over the weekend that he really misses being anonymous. He said, 'I miss Saturday mornings rolling out of bed…
- Obama called on Americans to have more grandchildren. Probably so there's more of them to pay off our debt.
- Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence ... and then he had to leave to attend a…
- A man in Florida has been arrested for wearing a President Obama mask while robbing a McDonald's. To show you how good this guy's disguise…
- If President Obama really wants to hurt the Syrian government, don't send cruise missiles. He should send over some of his economic advisers.
- Vice President Joe Biden said today that 'Syria must be held accountable.' Unfortunately, the Obama administration has never employed an accountant, so they have no…
- It is day two of the Democratic convention, and apparently they had a huge lighting problem in the convention hall today. They worked all day…
- The White House softball team played the pro-marijuana lobbyists' team and lost 25-3. Still no word yet on which side President Obama played for.
- A petition to have Justin Bieber deported got over 100,000 signatures, which means the White House now has to legally rule on it. So finally…
- President Obama is asking Congress to support a military strike in Syria. If they approve, it will be the first time Congress has officially declared…
- I've lost some weight. I am on that new Obama diet. Every day I let Vladimir Putin eat my lunch.
- According to federal reports filed yesterday, the Obama campaign spent more money than they raised in the month of May. They spent more money than…
- According to a new book coming out by a Pulitzer Prize-winning author, apparently when he was in high school, President Obama smoked large amounts of…
- President Obama had lunch with Republican leaders at the White House today and had to do without salt, pepper and butter. Not for dietary reasons.…
- President Obama gave a big speech on climate change. He believes global warming is getting worse because apparently he's sweating a lot more during his…
- The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate. --Jay Leno
More Obama Quotes
- If you look at the themes that he struck from the minute he started running for president through today, there is a… — David Axelrod
- I voted for Obama and I was delighted that he's been elected. — Bill Ayers
- I was opposed to the U.S. involvement in Libya from the very start. President Obama has never made a compelling national security… — Michele Bachmann
- The Tea Party is an organic, spontaneous movement that rose up in opposition to to the Pelosi-Reid-Obama agenda. — Michele Bachmann
- Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which light bulbs… — Michele Bachmann
- I think that it's important that the American people know that Barack Obama didn't have a mild association with Bill Ayers, he… — Michele Bachmann
- It was clear soon after his election that Obama, like FDR, wanted to start dealing with the economic crisis immediately after his… — Russell Baker
- Few expected very much of Franklin Roosevelt on Inauguration Day in 1933. Like Barack Obama seventy-six years later, he was succeeding a… — Russell Baker
- Barack Obama is clearly a smart guy, talented. — Stephen Baldwin
- If Barack Obama is elected, I'll be moving out of the country. — Stephen Baldwin
- I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney… — Roseanne Barr
- When the American people elected Barack Obama and large Democrat majorities, the die was cast. ObamaCare was coming. Popular or not, constitutional… — Bob Beauprez