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- We just say: the divorce didn't work out.
- There's nothing a woman hates more than her fiance's best friend. He knows all the secrets she's going to spend the rest of her life…
- Regret and fear are twin thieves that rob us of today.
- The divorce has become a reality.
- A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.
- I don't believe in divorce. I believe in widowhood.
- Country music is a form letter. You fi ll in the blanks. You move from one broken heart to the next one and from this…
- Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her; if you play with somebody else, she fights with…
- If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?
- A divorce party - that's really better than a wedding party
- There is beauty in feeding others when you are spiritually or physically hungry yourself.
- Its easier to get a divorce than pass the driving test. Now its just a basic form-filling exercise.
- I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God…
- Workaholicism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler.
- I don't know how to let you go/ You are so deep down in my soul.
- Divorce can be crazy. Man, if you're happy... Love is a beast, man. Hold on. Be prepared for any way it may go, and be…
- I had a pretty public divorce. They're not easy - divorces - and it took me a long time to really get through.
- There are thousands of wines that can take over our minds. Don't think all ecstasies are the same!
- I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her…
- A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
More Divorce Quotes
- People that go through what I went through and people going through divorce, it's really a difficulty process; it's heartbreaking and it… — David Arquette
- How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them. — Lucille Ball
- When people divorce, it's always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse. — Monica Bellucci
- Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting the child. — Valerie Bertinelli
- Men tell me that I've saved their marriages. It costs them a fortune in shoes, but it's cheaper than a divorce. So… — Manolo Blahnik
- Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would… — Samuel Butler
- As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. — Groucho Marx
- Well, it's true that I have been hurt in my life. Quite a bit. But it's also true that I have loved,… — Sarah Dessen