Divorce Quotes

771 Divorce quotes by 561 unique authors

I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then a classic case of divorce really affected me. — Kurt Cobain
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. — Robert Anderson
My parents' divorce left me with a lot of sadness and pain and acting, and especially humour, was my way of dealing with all that. — Jennifer Aniston
I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada… — Susan B. Anthony
The aesthete aims at harmony rather than beauty. If his hair does not match the mauve sunset against which he is standing, he hurriedly dyes… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
We just say: the divorce didn't work out. — Unknown Author
The divorce is from my old putter. I think it's final - at least we're due for a long separation. I've suffered with that old… — Shelley Hamlin
People in the business will stay with you through drugs and alcohol and divorces and insanity and everything else, but you have a failure, pal,… — Don Johnson
"Hit it with the back of your left hand" was the first swing thought I ever heard, brusquely bu not unlovingly put to me by… — John Updike
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. — Groucho Marx
Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china. — Rebecca West
She should get a divorce and settle down. — Jack Paar
[Hermogenes] despises God's law in his painting, maintains repeated marriages [almost certainly a reference to remarrying after divorce or perhaps even widowhood, which Tertullian, who… — Tertullian
Well, it's true that I have been hurt in my life. Quite a bit. But it's also true that I have loved, and been loved.… — Sarah Dessen
Cruelty is, in theory, a perfectly adequate ground for divorce, but it may be interpreted so as to become absurd. — Bertrand Russell
Some jobs are worse than actual wives. Ad agency vs. Matrimony, for instance: Even the most capricious and demanding spouse is not going to divorce… — P.J. O'Rourke
You can fire your secretary, divorce your spouse, abandon your children. But they remain your co-authors forever. — Ellen Goodman
There is a rhythm to the ending of a marriage just like the rhythm of a courtship-only backward. You try to start again but get… — Erica Jong
The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce. — John Kenneth Galbraith
It is he who has broken the bond of marriage - not I. I only break its bondage. — Oscar Wilde
In our family we don't divorce our men - we bury them. — Ruth Gordon
If it isn't a success, that still wouldn't be grounds for divorce. — Geena Davis
For a couple with young children, divorce seldom comes as a "solution" to stress, only as a way to end one form of pain and… — Fred Rogers
Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor. — Warren Farrell
Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving. — Pat Robertson

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