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- I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal agreement.
- This is what I tell young women who ask me for career advice. People are going to try to trick you. To make you feel…
- An acting teacher once told me, 'Greet everything with yes... Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move…
- I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
- How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their…
- It is less dangerous to draw a cartoon of Allah French-kissing Uncle Sam — which, let me make it very clear, I have not done…
- A wise friend once told me, 'Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.'
- Thomas Jefferson—another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in…
- Whenever you see me, I'm on antique quaaludes.
- Pissing in jars, they had never been handed a fifteen-year-old Kotex product by the school nurse. But they trusted me and Paula, so I'm proud…
- Life is improvisation. All of those [improv] classes were like church to me. The training had seeped into me and changed who I am.
- Steve Carell's Foxcatcher look took two hours to put on including his hairstyling and make-up. Just for comparison, it took me three hours today to…
- Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She'll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week's episode, her…
- My mom wanted me to apply to Princeton, cause she just I guess since I was a kid had this dream that I would apply…
- Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy.
- Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just…
- Yeah, it's tough being smart and sexy, too. I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not…
- For my first show at 'SNL', I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn't getting any laughs. This weight of embarrassment…
- I was taken to an examining room where a big butch nurse practitioner came in and asked me if I was pregnant. “No way!” Was…
- Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry…
- My parents raised me that you never ask people about their reproductive plans. “You don’t know their situation,” my mom would say. I considered it…
- I’ve always been able to tell a lot about people by whether they ask me about my scar. Most people never ask, but if it…
- So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask…
- I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them. When…
- To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale