"There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah,……" — Tina Fey
"There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid!"
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235 Quotes by Tina Fey
Tina Fey has 235 quotes on this site.
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I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal…
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Sometimes I'll be telling my husband, 'I think I'm cracking up'. Sometimes you just need a minute to say, 'I…
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This is what I tell young women who ask me for career advice. People are going to try to trick…
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You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one…
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I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I'm with my daughter, and then I go to sleep.…
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It has been said that to write is to live forever. The man who said that is dead.
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Just say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.
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An acting teacher once told me, 'Greet everything with yes... Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying…
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We writers dream of a future where actors are mostly computer generated and their performances can be adjusted, by us,…
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Don't be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and…
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So…
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Well in the book Carrie was my alter ego. In real life, Sarah Jessica and I don't look anything alike.…
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Adorable children are considered to be the general property of the human race. Rude children belong to their mothers.
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A lot of my hair stylists and my beauty team that I work with are gay so I hang out…
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As hard as I've tried, I don't know how not to be adorable.
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Be adorable always to each other; respect is everlasting.
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Grandfathers do have a special place in the lives of their children's children. They can delight and play with them…
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America is an adorable woman chewing tobacco.
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I wish I could pass my life at the foot of the holy tabernacles in which our adorable Saviour dwells.
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Why can't I be the adorable one?
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Let's face it, we were all once three-year-olds who stood in the middle of the living room and everybody thought…
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I have so many girl crushes, it changes all the time. I love Catherine Zeta Jones, she's so beautiful, Lucy…
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