Midget Quotes

75 quotes by 65 authors

A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post. — Tom Waits
Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!. — Charles Barkley
We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It… — Phyllis Diller
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W.C. Fields
The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets Scotch-taped together. — Gene Shue
The midget, Bush, and that Rumsfeld deserve only to be beaten with shoes by freedom loving people everywhere. — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
It has been said that the great scientific disciplines are examples of giants standing on the shoulders of other giants. It has also been said… — Alan Cooper
My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget. — E. J. Holub
Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes. — Leslie Nielsen
I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo — Larry the Cable Guy
I assure you that the training that you get in a midget, in a sprint car and perhaps in a Silver Crown car is really… — Rodger Ward
My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm a talentless midget… — Thom Yorke
These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room of drunk midgets. — Craig Ferguson
If you want a midget to look like a baby, donâ€™t put a cigar in his mouth. — Chuck Jones
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far… — Jubal Early
I disagree with Muhammad. I'm against hate, anti-Semitism and homophobia.â€¦ This is not a village of hate. It's a village of hope.â€¦ Don't let midgets… — Al Sharpton
What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can't even walk… — Dylan Moran
Many of us are confessional giants but ethical midgets. — Mark Buchanan
I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them. — Sarah Silverman
The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science! — W.C. Fields

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