Midget Quotes

75 quotes by 65 authors

Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you… — Janet Evanovich
I had such plans for this evening. The pursuit of blind drunkenness and wayward women was my goal. But alas, it was not to be.… — Cassandra Clare
A little girl robbed you?" Tessa said. "Actually, she wasnâ€™t a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress… — Cassandra Clare
He was in blue jeans and a work shirt, which is another weird quirk of Rich Old Men. Just one of the guys here. Blue… — Warren Ellis
You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to… — Norton Juster
Ron, we're supposed to show the first years where to go!" "Oh yeah," said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. "Hey -- hey you lot! Midgets! — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Where's the use of looking nice, when no one sees me but those cross midgets, and no one cares whether I'm pretty or not? — Louisa May Alcott
Unrequited love," I'd say. He'd look at me sideways in that cunning way he did and say, "what about it?" and I'd reply, "it's not… — Maggie Stiefvater
There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most… — Tina Fey
Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do adult… — Chelsea Handler
Half an hour later, each of them had been given a complicated circular chart, and was attempting to fill in the position of the planets… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Tessa: "A little girl robbed you?" Will: "Actually, she wasn't a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress… — Cassandra Clare
I have a wonderful assistant. I tell her I need four amputees and a midget, and she finds them. — Nikki Sixx
There is no role I cannot play except a midget. — Theodore Bikel
Germany is an economic giant but a political midget, and with the end of the Cold War she has started to muscle her presence throughout… — Christo
If I had my way books would not be written in English, but in an exceedingly difficult secret language that only skilled professional readers and… — Robertson Davies
I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability? -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
Life is like a midget, try to live it up. — The Forgotten
It's officially the biggest midget in the game. — Lady Sovereign
In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. Here with a live report is a midget wearing a… — South Park

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