Midget Quotes

75 quotes by 65 authors

I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off. — Karl Pilkington
If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with… — Ralphie May
What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The… — Bill Veeck
Ninety-five per cent of my language problems are the fault of that stupid little midget. — Gianfranco Zola
Are you a producer or a looter? If diversity were always and everywhere good we would be clamoring for more midgets in the NBA. — Jonah Goldberg
The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills, faith-based economists, fundamentalist bullies with Bibles, Christians… — Garrison Keillor
We praise like frogs, Swear like frogs, Turn midgets into heroes, and heroes into scum: We never stop and think. — Nizar Qabbani
Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month. — Al Yankovic
I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept. — Gilbert Gottfried
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. — W.C. Fields
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget… — Mitch Hedberg
She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short. — Clive James
They say a midget standing on a giant's shoulders can see much further than the giant. So I got the whole rap world on my… — Jay-Z
If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins. — Patton Oswalt
George Bush hates midgets. — Chris Rock
Expect nothing. Live frugally On surprise. become a stranger To need of pity Or, if compassion be freely Given out Take only enough Stop short… — Alice Walker
Aaah ... when two Neptunes appear in the sky it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry... — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
That's bad luck: three on a midget. From "At The Circus — Groucho Marx
Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies. — P. C. Cast
I've got a theory, it could be bunnies... I've got a theor- Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes They've got them hoppy legs and… — Joss Whedon

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