"If you hit a midget on the head……" — Patton Oswalt
"If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins."
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72 Quotes by Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt has 72 quotes on this site.
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Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire,…
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Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.
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Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?
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My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents... When I have kids, the most recent CD I will…
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There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of…
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I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time…
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The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides,…
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It’s the method of consumption, not what’s on the plate.
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We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe.
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I'm still very much an atheist, except that I don't necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that's…
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Even if you're popular, there are times when you just feel like you're not a part of things.
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Any acting job that I ever got, I always treated it like I was a neophyte, I didn't know what…
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More Coins Quotes
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one of 356 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to…
— Dave Barry
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All the perplexities, confusion and distress in America arise, not from defects in their Constitution or Confederation, not from want…
— John Adams
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The art of the critic in a nutshell: to coin slogans without betraying ideas. The slogans of an inadequate criticism…
— Walter Benjamin
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It is not helpful to help a friend by putting coins in his pockets when he has got holes in…
— Elizabeth Bowen
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The shrewd guess, the fertile hypothesis, the courageous leap to a tentative conclusion - these are the most valuable coins…
— Jerome Bruner
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I was actually the manager of the games department of an amusement park when I was at college, so I…
— Nolan Bushnell
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Time is the coin of life. Only you can determine how it will be spent.
— Carl Sandburg
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Let us look for secret things somewhere in the world on the blue shore of silence or where the storm…
— Pablo Neruda
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Now, blessings light on him that first invented sleep!Ê It covers a man all over, thoughts and all, like a…
— Miguel de Cervantes
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Advice, the smallest current coin.
— Ambrose Bierce
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Flattery is a base coin which is current only through our vanity.
— Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'
— Sarah Palin
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