"My advice to you is be boring, square,……" — Patton Oswalt
"My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents... When I have kids, the most recent CD I will own - Phil Collins, No Jacket Required, and I'll rave about it. 'Do you like rock 'n' roll? 'Cause this is rockin' good stuff, kid.'"
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72 Quotes by Patton Oswalt
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Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire,…
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Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.
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Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?
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There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of…
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I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time…
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The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides,…
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It’s the method of consumption, not what’s on the plate.
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We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe.
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I'm still very much an atheist, except that I don't necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that's…
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Even if you're popular, there are times when you just feel like you're not a part of things.
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Any acting job that I ever got, I always treated it like I was a neophyte, I didn't know what…
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As you get older, as a comedian, and keep doing it, what you actually start to cherish on stage is…
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One important key to success is self-confidence. An important key to self-confidence is preparation.
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Indeed, wretched the man whose fame makes his misfortunes famous.
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If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
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Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man;…
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Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.
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To listen to some devout people, one would imagine that God never laughs.
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If I were to give advice, I would say to parents that they ought to be very careful whom they…
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It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
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He that gives good advice, builds with one hand; he that gives good counsel and example, builds with both; but…
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The worst men often give the best advice.
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Write down the thoughts of the moment. Those that come unsought for are commonly the most valuable.
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There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that a man giveth himself, as there…
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