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- A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post. — Tom Waits
- Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!. — Charles Barkley
- We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop… — Phyllis Diller
- I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W.C. Fields
- The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets… — Unknown Author
- The midget, Bush, and that Rumsfeld deserve only to be beaten with shoes by freedom loving people everywhere. — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
- It has been said that the great scientific disciplines are examples of giants standing on the shoulders of other giants. It has… — Alan Cooper
- My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget. — Unknown Author
- Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes. — Leslie Nielsen
- I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo — Larry the Cable Guy
- I assure you that the training that you get in a midget, in a sprint car and perhaps in a Silver Crown… — Rodger Ward
- My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm… — Thom Yorke