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- A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post. — Tom Waits
- We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop… — Phyllis Diller
- The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets… — Gene Shue
- It has been said that the great scientific disciplines are examples of giants standing on the shoulders of other giants. It has… — Alan Cooper
- My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget. — E. J. Holub
- Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes. — Leslie Nielsen
- Ron, we're supposed to show the first years where to go!" "Oh yeah," said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. "Hey -- hey… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability? -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2