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Inspirational Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- I’ll always be doing stand-up as long as people are still interested in seeing me.
- No one tells me what to do -- in any capacity.
- I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.
- I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.
- Women don't have to be jealous of other women.
- We women have to stick together.
- You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU
- I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.
- The important thing is to be drunk.
- I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.
- Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.
- My father has a high opinion of his opinion
- It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.
- There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.
- I had to sit down and explain to [her friend] that AA was for quitters
- Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.
- I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.
- It’s true what they say about patience being a virtue; it just happens to be a virtue that I choose not to pursue.
- Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl
- I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense.
More Inspirational Quotes
- This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. — Hannah Arendt
- There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. — Hannah Arendt
- Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
- By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Perugia is my true fatherland because there I grew to manhood. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento