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People Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any guarantee that anyone…
- It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If someone is truly…
- I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old kid. Anyway, those…
- A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes to show you…
- I’ll always be doing stand-up as long as people are still interested in seeing me.
- People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should…
- I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.
- There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
- Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.
- I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.
- Lydia was the kind of friend whom people referred to as a 'party favor' -- always fun to be around but she doesn't have any…
- Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have a real problem…
- I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just…
- I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why…
- Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs…
- I would rather sit next to a transgender person and discuss why every single one I've met smells like a bar in the daytime than…
- It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.
- What about your constitutional right to bear arms, you say. I would simply point out that you don’t have to exercise a constitutional right just…
- I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense.
- You get photographed together when there's 25 people with you and people assume that you're having sex, which is definitely not the case.
- The show is a behind-the-scenes look at what happens at our office when the cameras are off...A perfect platform for people who have no business…
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