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Out Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If someone is truly…
- Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh. Maybe it’s not…
- Christina Aguilera finally announced her pregnancy. Thanks for waiting until your third trimester to get the word out—why not just wait until you’re crowning?
- My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for…
- He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days…
- Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I…
- I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't…
- I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told…
- Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have a real problem…
- Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone…
- What about your constitutional right to bear arms, you say. I would simply point out that you don’t have to exercise a constitutional right just…
- Then they have the audacity to go shopping and pick out their own gifts. I want to know who the first person was who said…
- I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told…
- I have more respect for somebody who's like, 'Yeah I like to party, so screw off,' then for Tara , who talks about not partying…
- I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. Probably, I dont see why I wouldnt. Im fair game, its not like…
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- Whenever my pocket money fall short. I start to think my life sucks. Then I think about all those out there who… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are… — Aristotle
- Economic growth may one day turn out to be a curse rather than a good, and under no conditions can it either… — Hannah Arendt
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- What annoys the hell out of me is the arrogance of some people. They don't even listen to our music, they decided… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- If I should go out of church whenever I hear a false sentiment, I could never stay there five minutes. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Life may burn us, it's how we rise out of the ashes that define our character. — Nishan Panwar
- The balance and patience factors are much more critical in surfing than they are in snowboarding ... if you're out surfing serious… — Frederick Lenz