"My father has a high opinion of his…" — Chelsea Handler

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107 Quotes by Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler has 107 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator,…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that…

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Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. — Aristotle
A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought… — Frank Abagnale
I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house… — Billie Joe Armstrong
I learned a lot in those first years in Miami, while struggling just for survival, by observing my father's fortitude. — Desi Arnaz
My parents were early converts to Christianity in my part of Nigeria. They were not just converts; my father was… — Chinua Achebe
A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from… — John James Audubon
Those of us who can remember our childhoods will recall how ardently we relished the moment of the bedtime story,… — Paul Auster
I had a father and mother, who were devout and feared God. Our Lord also helped me with His grace.… — Teresa of Avila
My father was a man of great charity towards the poor, and compassion for the sick, and also for servants;… — Teresa of Avila
My father is an actor, so he brought me into his agency when I was young. It wasn't something I… — Jensen Ackles
I'd love to romance Aishwarya Rai. But I'm 58 now. So I have to play her father. — Amitabh Bachchan
Government is necessary for our survival. We need government in order to survive. The Founding Fathers created a special place… — Michael Badnarik

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