"A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes……" — Chelsea Handler
"A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes to show you that people can become obsessed with redheads."
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107 Quotes by Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler has 107 quotes on this site.
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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's…
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It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to…
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I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have…
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Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
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I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
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Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator,…
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My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what…
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Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing…
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Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one…
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Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a…
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Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that…
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Christina Aguilera finally announced her pregnancy. Thanks for waiting until your third trimester to get the word out—why not just…
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As a people, we have become obsessed with Health. There is something fundamentally, radically unhealthy about all this. We do…
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We've become obsessed with beauty and the fountain of youth and, frankly, I'm really saddened by the way women mutilate…
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I love when people become obsessed with Downton.
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I was worried in the '80s that the best abstract painting had become obsessed with materiality, and painterly gestures and…
— Frank Stella
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You're an expatriate. You've lost touch with the soil. You get precious. Fake European standards have ruined you. You drink…
— Ernest Hemingway
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The West as a whole in the early 1990s become obsessed with a 'peace dividend' that would be spent over…
— Margaret Thatcher
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I think the biggest single thing that causes difficulty in the business world is the short-term view. We become obsessed…
— James Sinegal
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I’ve become obsessed with the idea of reconciliation, particularly reconciliation with nature but with people too, of course. I think…
— Jan Morris
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I suggest that you become obsessed about the things you want; otherwise, you are going to spend a lifetime being obsessed…
— Grant Cardone
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That’s the thing about success and happiness. Every time I fall in love I become absolutely, pathologically obsessed. The moment…
— Sara Quin
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Anything that you can become obsessed with, and you do so much that you don’t do the things you need…
— Dale Archer
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Occasionally, I would focus on a particular school project and become obsessed with, what seemed to my mother, to be…
— Steven Chu
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