"Christina Aguilera finally announced her pregnancy. Thanks for……" — Chelsea Handler
"Christina Aguilera finally announced her pregnancy. Thanks for waiting until your third trimester to get the word out—why not just wait until you’re crowning?"
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107 Quotes by Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler has 107 quotes on this site.
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I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have…
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Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
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I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
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More Aguilera Quotes
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one of 17 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Certain people want to see me solely as a pop act, but there are many different sides to Christina Aguilera…
— Christina Aguilera
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Going to regular public high school and working and auditioning was really, really tough. I never really fit in and…
— Naya Rivera
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I don't want to be Christina Aguilera. I want to be Amy Lee, rock queen - not sex queen.
— Amy Lee
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I'm like the Christina Aguilera of the Internet.
— Sky Ferreira
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I would love to sing with Christina [Aguilera]... she has so much talent... she has an amazing voice.
— Jessica Simpson
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People stereotype pop stars, but Christina [Aguilera] proves them wrong with her unique style and talent.
— Sarah Michelle Gellar
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When I was first starting out in the music industry, I was always coupled in the same sentence with Jessica…
— Mandy Moore
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Christina Aguilera and I are friends no matter what the media makes up.
— Britney Spears
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I heard that when Christina Aguilera went back to her prom, people, like, booed her. I can't imagine going through…
— Taylor Swift
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If you love something, Let it go, If it comes back it's yours, That's how you know kno-o-ow Nonsense, Christina…
— Jon Richardson
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I think Christina Aguilera is great; I would love to work with her.
— Lindsay Lohan
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Most of us pass our lives never once laying eyes on our own organs, the most precious and amazing things…
— Mary Roach
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