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Want Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- I definitely don't want to have kids ... I don't think I'd be a great mother. I'm a great aunt or friend of a mother…
- You should always speak your mind, and be bold, and be obnoxious, and do whatever you want and don’t let anybody tell you to stop…
- I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't…
- We got to his place and it looked a lot like his personality. Just a bunch of space filler, nothing to really wow you. It…
- Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn his…
- My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up.…
- Have you ever experienced a pain so sharp in your heart that it's all you can do to take a breath? It's a pain you…
- I would rather sit next to a transgender person and discuss why every single one I've met smells like a bar in the daytime than…
- Then they have the audacity to go shopping and pick out their own gifts. I want to know who the first person was who said…
- I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.
- Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do adult…
- I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.
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