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One Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If someone is truly…
- Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant women are forbidden…
- Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh. Maybe it’s not…
- No one tells me what to do -- in any capacity.
- Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to…
- Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.
- I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second... or the fifth. I'll just begin…
- I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just…
- Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone…
- I would rather sit next to a transgender person and discuss why every single one I've met smells like a bar in the daytime than…
- ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.
- Then they have the audacity to go shopping and pick out their own gifts. I want to know who the first person was who said…
- Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do adult…
- He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first…
- The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue…
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- All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. — Aristotle
- No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our history has… — Hannah Arendt
- Trust is the one most important base on which the beautiful building of strong friendship can be built. — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- Economic growth may one day turn out to be a curse rather than a good, and under no conditions can it either… — Hannah Arendt
- We construct a narrative for ourselves, and that's the thread that we follow from one day to the next. People who disintegrate… — Paul Auster
- Grief makes one hour ten. — William Shakespeare
- A great city is not to be confounded with a populous one. — Aristotle