"ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This……" — Chelsea Handler

"ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern."

— Chelsea Handler

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107 Quotes by Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler has 107 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator,…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that…

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More Annoying Quotes

This quote is filed under Annoying Quotes, one of 662 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. — Pietro Aretino
What annoys the hell out of me is the arrogance of some people. They don't even listen to our music,… — Billie Joe Armstrong
People who don't take care of their drums really annoy me. — John Bonham
It's annoying, but justice and equality are mates. Aren't they? Justice always wants to hang out with equality. And equality… — Bono
At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. On the cranky left, that… — Bono
Status anxiety definitely exists at a political level. Many Iraqis were annoyed with the US essentially for reasons of status:… — Alain de Botton
It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy people, that it will make… — Jo Brand
I'm aware that I can be annoying. — Sandra Bullock
The worst gig story I have is from a club in Alabama that I think is still up and running,… — Jason Aldean
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. — Fred Allen
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

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