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- Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but gold paint. That’s…
- I’ll always be doing stand-up as long as people are still interested in seeing me.
- You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you.
- Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to…
- Our relationship finally ended when he took to waking me up in the wee hours o the morning when he would go surfing. He thought…
- My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up.…
- My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and…
- Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs…
- I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.
- Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do adult…
- He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first…
- I have more respect for somebody who's like, 'Yeah I like to party, so screw off,' then for Tara , who talks about not partying…
- I have a BB gun and a water gun in case things get hectic. I wouldnt put it past Kanye to run up on stage…
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