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Love Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- No one tells me what to do -- in any capacity.
- I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.
- I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.
- Women don't have to be jealous of other women.
- We women have to stick together.
- You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU
- I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.
- The important thing is to be drunk.
- I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.
- At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then…
- Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.
- My father has a high opinion of his opinion
- Have you ever experienced a pain so sharp in your heart that it's all you can do to take a breath? It's a pain you…
- I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.
- I had to sit down and explain to [her friend] that AA was for quitters
- Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do adult…
- It’s true what they say about patience being a virtue; it just happens to be a virtue that I choose not to pursue.
- Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl
- I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense.
- He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first…
- I have no idea why gay men love me, but I would have to assume it's because they know how much I love the gays!…
More Love Quotes
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- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- When I was a teenager, I read a lot of Poe. — Dario Argento
- I find that it's hard to fully examine one's life and not have faith be part of the discussion. — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide