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- My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going on with celebrities.…
- At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then…
- My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up.…
- You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.
- I would rather sit next to a transgender person and discuss why every single one I've met smells like a bar in the daytime than…
- Then they have the audacity to go shopping and pick out their own gifts. I want to know who the first person was who said…
- I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.
- He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first…
- I have no idea why gay men love me, but I would have to assume it's because they know how much I love the gays!…
- Everyone, calm down. I met with mr. Cent about a potential project. Theres nothing to report yet, ill let you know if there is.
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