"Then a homeless man with a dog approached……" — Chelsea Handler
"Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have a real problem with: homeless people with pets who approach you for food when they have a perfectly delicious dog standing right there?"
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107 Quotes by Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler has 107 quotes on this site.
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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's…
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It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to…
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I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have…
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Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
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I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
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Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator,…
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My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what…
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Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing…
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Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one…
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Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a…
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A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It…
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Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that…
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More Approach Quotes
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I approach playing acoustic guitar more of as a percussive instrument. It's fragile. I don't have a lot of finesse…
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I had a huge advantage when I started 50 years ago - my job was secure. I didn't have to…
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We have to rethink our whole energy approach, which is hard to do because we're so dependent on oil, not…
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Indian religion has always felt that since the minds, the temperaments and the intellectual affinities of men are unlimited in…
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I get nervous around girls for the first time. Once I'm in, I can take the reins and go. It's…
— Jensen Ackles
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Nature is a temple in which living columns sometimes emit confused words. Man approaches it through forests of symbols, which…
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Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is…
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Does not the very word 'creative' mean to build, to initiate, to give out, to act - rather than to…
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There have been so many people who have said to me, 'You can't do that,' but I've had an innate…
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I realised that there's a more muscular approach to film-making that I found very inspiring.
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I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said…
— Orlando Bloom
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I have a utilitarian approach to dressing; as long as I quite like it and it covers me up, I…
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