Pets Quotes

228 quotes by 182 authors

Because we can't escape our ancient hunger to live close to nature, we encircle the house with lawns and gardens, install picture windows, adopt pets… — Diane Ackerman
Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered. — Bob Barker
One thing lots of Christians do have in common is that they can't help coming across as smug. This winds lots of people up, particularly… — Jo Brand
The newest victims of the nation's foreclosure crisis are pets, which is extremely distressing to me. — Margaret Cho
I do not have any pets. We travel too much. — Nancy Kerrigan
I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with… — Jack Handey
It is easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities… — P.J. O'Rourke
The reason domestic pets are so lovable and so helpful to us is because they enjoy, quietly and placidly, the present moment. — Arthur Schopenhauer
In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent. — Robert Breault
In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured. — Robert Breault
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. — Nora Ephron
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish — Chevy Chase
Cancer is such a frightening and emotional roller coaster. It's a ride we all want to get off! My best advice is, find the 'glue'… — Brenda Jones
Once people spend time with farm animals in a loving way ... a pig or cow or a little chicken or a turkey, they might… — Alicia Silverstone
My friendship with Mitzi was like the friendship that many children have with their pets. My mother and father thought it was "good for me"… — Fred Rogers
Left to my own devices, would I trade this for firm thighs, fewer wrinkles, a better memory? On some days. That's why it's such a… — Anne Lamott
Its difficult to understand why people don't realize that pets are gifts to mankind — Linda Blair
Ive always had a fascination for animals. I loved watching them, and even then I thought of them as beings rather than pets. I call… — Tippi Hedren
I have had strange animals as pets all my life. I was shy growing up, and shy people tend to interact better with animals than… — Yvonne Craig
Animals are just pure, uncomplicated entities of creation from God. They live like the Maasai do in Kenya-for each day is forever to them and… — Sylvia Browne

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