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• Before Footloose, the things I'd done weren't cute. In Diner I was an alcoholic. — Kevin Bacon
• When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you don't want to step on any… — Glenn Beck
• My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that.… — Jim Carrey
• [Smoking is] a dirty habit that should be banned from America by the Government, instead of moderate alcoholic drinking. — Auguste Piccard
• Whatever your (unfavorable) situation is, it is a good idea to ask yourself "WHAT YOU WOULD DO if you were… — Seth Roberts
• Alcoholic drinks, rightly used, are good for body and soul alike, but as a restorative of both there is nothing… — George Saintsbury
• Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you… — Mitch Hedberg
• My makeup wasn't smeared, I wasn't disheveled, I behaved politely, and I never finished off a bottle, so how could… — Betty Ford
• I know I was an alcoholic because I was preoccupied whether alcohol was going to be served or not. — Betty Ford
• No one will deny that the excessive use of alcohol and alcoholic beverages would do more than any other single… — William Lyon Mackenzie
• So popular is beer, the world's best-selling alcoholic drink, that it is often taken for granted. Yet scientific analysis shows… — Michael Jackson
• I repeat that the poor, the sufferers from leprosy, the rejected, the alcoholics, whom we serve, are beautiful people. Many… — Mother Teresa

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