Vodka Quotes
135 quotes by 110 authors
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Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.
— Gina Barreca
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Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.
— Anton Chekhov
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I thought I was fooling people. But it's the old thing of 'they say vodka doesn't smell'. No, not until you sweat. And you just…
— Robin Williams
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I'm partial to a nice cup of vodka. I normally just drink it really simple with a little bit of lemon.
— Cate Blanchett
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I would rather live in Russia on black bread and vodka than in the United States at the best hotels. America knows nothing of food,…
— Isadora Duncan
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Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?
— Dylan Moran
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Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread and vodka, pickled…
— Hedrick Smith
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Catnip is vodka and whisky to most cats.
— Carl Van Vechten
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My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer's evening with a long,…
— Eric Clapton
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Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka.
— Viktor Chernomyrdin
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I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
— Eminem
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Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish.
— Hugh Laurie
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I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic.
— Stan Bowles
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To use the image of Che Guevara to sell vodka is a slur on his name and memory. He never drank himself, he was not…
— Alberto Korda
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George Jessel’s newest pick-me-up which is receiving attention from the town’s paragraphers is called a Bloody Mary: half tomato juice, half vodka.
— Lucius Beebe
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Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss
— Diablo Cody
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He would have lied to himself as facilely as an alcoholic lies to himself to justify the 10 a.m. tumbler of vodka : it may…
— Peter Benchley
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The best tournament that I have ever played in was in 1950. It was great - a waiter came to you during the game, and…
— Boris Spassky
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There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.
— Mick Jagger
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My whole persona is vodka bottles and marijuana The hope in Nana was rockin', inspired from my Mama
— Vinnie Paz
Who Wrote These Vodka Quotes
110 authors contributed a total of 135 Vodka Quotes, led by these top contributors: