Vodka Quotes

135 quotes by 110 authors

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate. — Gina Barreca
Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric. — Anton Chekhov
I thought I was fooling people. But it's the old thing of 'they say vodka doesn't smell'. No, not until you sweat. And you just… — Robin Williams
I'm partial to a nice cup of vodka. I normally just drink it really simple with a little bit of lemon. — Cate Blanchett
I would rather live in Russia on black bread and vodka than in the United States at the best hotels. America knows nothing of food,… — Isadora Duncan
Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island? — Dylan Moran
Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread and vodka, pickled… — Hedrick Smith
Catnip is vodka and whisky to most cats. — Carl Van Vechten
My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer's evening with a long,… — Eric Clapton
Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka. — Viktor Chernomyrdin
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? — Eminem
Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish. — Hugh Laurie
I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. — Stan Bowles
To use the image of Che Guevara to sell vodka is a slur on his name and memory. He never drank himself, he was not… — Alberto Korda
George Jesselâ€™s newest pick-me-up which is receiving attention from the townâ€™s paragraphers is called a Bloody Mary: half tomato juice, half vodka. — Lucius Beebe
Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss — Diablo Cody
He would have lied to himself as facilely as an alcoholic lies to himself to justify the 10 a.m. tumbler of vodka : it may… — Peter Benchley
The best tournament that I have ever played in was in 1950. It was great - a waiter came to you during the game, and… — Boris Spassky
There's no absolutes in life - only vodka. — Mick Jagger
My whole persona is vodka bottles and marijuana The hope in Nana was rockin', inspired from my Mama — Vinnie Paz

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