Vodka Quotes

135 quotes by 99 authors

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up. — Garrison Keillor
The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical. — Richard Owen
It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka. — Nicole Polizzi
I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at… — Lisa Marie Presley
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have… — Ron White
Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it. — Fuzzy Zoeller
After the first glass of vodka you can accept just about anything of life even your own mysteriousness you think it is nice that a… — Frank O'Hara
Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father,… — P.G. Wodehouse
Jules says there are three things that make you a grown-up: an eight-piece set of matching dishes; gin, vodka and whiskey in the house; and… — Jane Green
I'd heard of Evergreen Care Center before. Cass and I had always made fun of the stupid ads they ran on TV, featuring some dragged-out… — Sarah Dessen
Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I… — Chelsea Handler
The stains could be seen only in the sunlight, so Ruth was never really aware of them until later, when she would stop at an… — Alice Sebold
The Winter Woman is as wild as a blizzard, as fresh as new snow. While some see her as cold, she has a fiery heart… — Christopher Moore
A dry martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.' ... Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure… — Ian Fleming
Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude. — Richelle Mead
When he finished, he drank from the cup. Everyone else did too, so I followed suit. And nearly choked to death. It was like fire… — Richelle Mead
But worse things were about to be found in the bedroom: on the jewellerâ€™s wifeâ€™s ottoman, in a casual pose, sprawled a third party- namely,… — Mikhail Bulgakov
Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka. — Jim Butcher
I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didnâ€™t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a… — Sylvia Plath
I followed him through the halls of the enormous church until we got to the staff's kitchen. He went to the fridge, opened it, and… — Jim Butcher

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