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- I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic.
- I love u lots like vodka shots :D
- Was this guy famous? He was obviously the leader of the group. The guy and party leader bumped fist. Me and my friend at the…
- Red bull gives you wings vodka gives you a 4x4
- Its like the crowd itself is pulsing. I dont know this place and for once at a party I feel unnatural. I dont know where…
- Dallas must have seen something on my face. Whats wrong? I couldn't help it but I glanced in Starks direction. He saw and looked. He…
- I liked it. Im not gay but this girl was pretty hot and we danced all over the place. I was facing her and dancing…
- I drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
- I've been Killing butterflies with cigarettes and Vodka.
- Let's get drunk together so I can kiss you and then blame it on the vodka.
- You ain't got no wins in mi casa. Maggianos hoppin out the benz like a mobster. Pasta, pellegrino penne ala vodka. Lobster, Filipino talking to…
- Vodka; it kinda fixes everything like duct tape
- Champagne costs too much, Whiskeys too rough, Vodka puts big mouths in gear.
- A medium Vodka dry Martiniwith a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred, please. I would prefer Russianor Polish vodka.
- Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka cost more than dinner for two
- If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck Id swim to the bottom and never come up. But the oceans not vodka and…
More Vodka Quotes
- Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and… — Gina Barreca
- Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric. — Anton Chekhov
- I thought I was fooling people. But it's the old thing of 'they say vodka doesn't smell'. No, not until you sweat.… — Robin Williams
- I'm partial to a nice cup of vodka. I normally just drink it really simple with a little bit of lemon. — Cate Blanchett
- I would rather live in Russia on black bread and vodka than in the United States at the best hotels. America knows… — Isadora Duncan
- Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island? — Dylan Moran
- Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread… — Hedrick Smith
- Catnip is vodka and whisky to most cats. — Carl Van Vechten
- My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer's evening… — Eric Clapton
- Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka. — Viktor Chernomyrdin
- I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? — Eminem
- Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish. — Hugh Laurie