Vodka Quotes

135 quotes by 99 authors

They say milk gives you strength so I drank 5 glasses and still couldn't move a wall.... I tried 5 shots of vodka and the… — Tequilamucho
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two. — Michael Lazarus
I love u lots like vodka shots :D — Unknown Author
Was this guy famous? He was obviously the leader of the group. The guy and party leader bumped fist. Me and my friend at the… — Unknown Author
When I scared,i love to eat sweets,rather then having vodka...try it out :P — Dinesh
Red bull gives you wings vodka gives you a 4x4 — Unknown Author
If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck,i would swim to the bottom and never come up. But since the ocean… — Simi Ngr
Roses are red,violets are blue.. vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.! — Simi Ngr
U r as cool as Vodka, as hard as Tequila, as warm as Cognac, as exotic as Malibu, as mixed as cocktail n as special… — Norden
Its like the crowd itself is pulsing. I dont know this place and for once at a party I feel unnatural. I dont know where… — Unknown Author
Dallas must have seen something on my face. Whats wrong? I couldn't help it but I glanced in Starks direction. He saw and looked. He… — Unknown Author
I liked it. Im not gay but this girl was pretty hot and we danced all over the place. I was facing her and dancing… — Unknown Author
Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turns into sluts. Homework goes into the trash. Detention becomes suspension. Mobile phone are used in class. Soda… — Kayla
Good girls are made with sugar and spice... me? hell no! i am made of vodka and ice — Mercy Pheona
When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party. — Charith Thilina
I drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? — Unknown Author
I've been Killing butterflies with cigarettes and Vodka. — Unknown Author
Let's get drunk together so I can kiss you and then blame it on the vodka. — Unknown Author
In the vodka of irony, we drown our hope along with our despair. — Alexander Blok
Some call it vodka, I call it instant whore juice. — Green Monk

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