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Vodka Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I…
- I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just…
- Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about…
More Vodka Quotes
- Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and… — Gina Barreca
- I thought I was fooling people. But it's the old thing of 'they say vodka doesn't smell'. No, not until you sweat.… — Robin Williams
- I'm partial to a nice cup of vodka. I normally just drink it really simple with a little bit of lemon. — Cate Blanchett
- I would rather live in Russia on black bread and vodka than in the United States at the best hotels. America knows… — Isadora Duncan
- Vodka has a huge history in Russia, in that it's almost like a currency. It's the one thing that keeps the country… — Gary Shteyngart
- Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work… — P.G. Wodehouse
- I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my… — Sylvia Plath
- I followed him through the halls of the enormous church until we got to the staff's kitchen. He went to the fridge,… — Jim Butcher