Vodka Quotes

135 quotes by 99 authors

I'm on a new diet, it's called the vodka diet and I'm doing great. I've lost 3 days this week! — Nishan Panwar
Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap. — Nishan Panwar
Fuck love, I prefer vodka. — Unknow
Vodka can be more effective than the most advanced lie detector... — Milana May
Champagne costs too much, Whiskeys too rough, Vodka puts big mouths in gear. — Unknown Author
I'll have 2 vodka sodas 1 with birth control in it. — Kevin McCarty
A medium Vodka dry Martiniwith a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred, please. I would prefer Russianor Polish vodka. — Unknown Author
Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka cost more than dinner for two — Unknown Author
You are my emotional high, my prescription drug, you ease my pain and numb my suffering.. your my vodka with a chaser.. your my every… — Megannn(:
I BELIEVE THAT IF LIFE GIVES U LEMONS U SHOULD MAKE A LEMONADE...AND TRY TO FIND SOMEONE WHOSE LIFE HAS GIVEN THEM VODKA,AND JUST PARTY… — RON WHITE
If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck Id swim to the bottom and never come up. But the oceans not vodka and… — Unknown Author
Dreamlands Golden Goose! Fragrance-free! Vodka me! Goose it up, baby! Mouth-watering! Condensed, purify, extracted, for the world to see. LET IT BE! International! Coast to… — Javaz
When life gives you lemons.... Add some vodka — Anya Wright
You call it vodka, I call it instant whore juice. — Nikhil Saluja
When Life gives you lemonaid, look for someone who was given vodka and have a party. — Levita Charin

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