Vodka Quotes

135 quotes by 105 authors

People think they donâ€™t understand math, but itâ€™s all about how you explain it to them. If you ask a drunkard what number is larger,… — Israel Gelfand
[on having to lose weight] I thought I'll drink vodka instead of wine because it's less calories! — Sienna Miller
Most Russians don't care whether they are ruled by fascists or communists or even Martians as long as they can buy six kinds of sausage… — Alexander Lebed
What beefsteak is to Argentina, flamenco to Spain, cool reserve and self-control in all situations to an Englishman, what vodka is to a Russian and… — George Mikes
Everybody is jumping up and down back in Russia. Probably lots of vodka, too. — Alexander Ovechkin
The hedonistic lifestyle is difficult to achieve when you're still carrying your own gear. Trust me that you don't feel glamorous with a 60-pound amp… — Carrie Brownstein
As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber… — Asne Seierstad
This drink has a magical power. It strengthens the weak, and revives those who have fainted. Those tired after work and physical activity can return… — Carl Linnaeus
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again. — Elton John
Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice. — Stephen Fry
If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked up a beer,… — Jayson Williams
A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred. — Ian Fleming
Go along, go along quickly, and set all you have on the table for us. We don't want doughnuts, honey buns, poppy cakes, and other… — Nikolai Gogol
Vodka is a wonderful drink. You can drink so much of it without being as hung over as you would if you were drinking one… — Gary Shteyngart
Russia tried to introduce beer as kind of the new vodka - and it's working with younger people in major cities - but you can… — Gary Shteyngart
You can't have a Russian household without vodka. It's just something to wash everything down with. I can't remember a time when I didn't drink… — Gary Shteyngart
Vodka has a huge history in Russia, in that it's almost like a currency. It's the one thing that keeps the country in the dark… — Gary Shteyngart
Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning, Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, Gives genius a better discerning. — Oliver Goldsmith
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of… — Tom T. Hall
I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and… — Anthony Hopkins

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