Vodka Quotes
135 quotes by 105 authors
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People think they don’t understand math, but it’s all about how you explain it to them. If you ask a drunkard what number is larger,…
— Israel Gelfand
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[on having to lose weight] I thought I'll drink vodka instead of wine because it's less calories!
— Sienna Miller
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Most Russians don't care whether they are ruled by fascists or communists or even Martians as long as they can buy six kinds of sausage…
— Alexander Lebed
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What beefsteak is to Argentina, flamenco to Spain, cool reserve and self-control in all situations to an Englishman, what vodka is to a Russian and…
— George Mikes
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Everybody is jumping up and down back in Russia. Probably lots of vodka, too.
— Alexander Ovechkin
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The hedonistic lifestyle is difficult to achieve when you're still carrying your own gear. Trust me that you don't feel glamorous with a 60-pound amp…
— Carrie Brownstein
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As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber…
— Asne Seierstad
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This drink has a magical power. It strengthens the weak, and revives those who have fainted. Those tired after work and physical activity can return…
— Carl Linnaeus
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It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again.
— Elton John
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Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice.
— Stephen Fry
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If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked up a beer,…
— Jayson Williams
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A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.
— Ian Fleming
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Go along, go along quickly, and set all you have on the table for us. We don't want doughnuts, honey buns, poppy cakes, and other…
— Nikolai Gogol
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Vodka is a wonderful drink. You can drink so much of it without being as hung over as you would if you were drinking one…
— Gary Shteyngart
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Russia tried to introduce beer as kind of the new vodka - and it's working with younger people in major cities - but you can…
— Gary Shteyngart
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You can't have a Russian household without vodka. It's just something to wash everything down with. I can't remember a time when I didn't drink…
— Gary Shteyngart
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Vodka has a huge history in Russia, in that it's almost like a currency. It's the one thing that keeps the country in the dark…
— Gary Shteyngart
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Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning, Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, Gives genius a better discerning.
— Oliver Goldsmith
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Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of…
— Tom T. Hall
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I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and…
— Anthony Hopkins
Who Wrote These Vodka Quotes
105 authors contributed a total of 135 Vodka Quotes, led by these top contributors: