"I'd heard of Evergreen Care Center before. Cass……" — Sarah Dessen

"I'd heard of Evergreen Care Center before. Cass and I had always made fun of the stupid ads they ran on TV, featuring some dragged-out woman with a limp perm and big, painted-on circles under her eyes, downing vodka and sobbing uncontrollably. "We can't heal you at Evergreen", the very somber voiceover said. "But we can help you to heal yourself." It had become our own running joke, applicable to almost anything. "Hey Cass, "I'd say, "hand me that toothpaste." "Caitlin," she'd say, her voice dark and serious. "I can't hand you the toothpaste. But I CAN help you hand the toothpaste to yourself."

— Sarah Dessen

Ads Quotes Almost Quotes Almost Anything Quotes Always Made Quotes Anything Quotes Applicable Quotes Become Quotes Become Our Own Quotes Before Quotes Big Quotes Bigs Quotes Caitlin Quotes Care Quotes Care Center Quotes Cass Quotes Center Quotes Circles Quotes Dark Quotes Downing Quotes Dragged Quotes Evergreen Quotes Evergreens Quotes Eye Quotes Eyes Quotes Featuring Quotes Fun Quotes Hand Quotes Hands Quotes Heal Quotes Heal You Quotes Heard Quotes Help Quotes Help You Quotes Helping Quotes Her Eyes Quotes Her Voice Quotes Hey Quotes Joke Quotes Jokes Quotes Limp Quotes Made Quotes Made Fun Quotes Me Quotes Our Own Quotes Out Quotes Own Quotes Painted Quotes Perm Quotes Perms Quotes Ran Quotes Running Quotes Running Joke Quotes Said Quotes Say Quotes Serious Quotes Sobbing Quotes Sobbing Uncontrollably Quotes Somber Quotes Some Quotes Stupid Quotes They Ran Quotes Toothpaste Quotes Tv Quotes Tvs Quotes Uncontrollably Quotes Very Quotes Vodka Quotes Voice Quotes Voice Dark Quotes Voiceover Quotes Woman Quotes

751 Quotes by Sarah Dessen

Sarah Dessen has 751 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

See all 751 quotes by Sarah Dessen »

More Ads Quotes

This quote is filed under Ads Quotes, one of 462 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Here men from the planet Earth first set foot upon the Moon. July 1969 AD. We came in peace for… — Neil Armstrong
When I was in middle school, some of my so-called friends found a catalogue ad I did for Superman pajamas.… — Jensen Ackles
I am so spoiled. I cannot watch a show where it gets interrupted for ads. I have to TiVo it… — Alan Ball
Ten bajillion product ads notwithstanding, your looks are another thing that's basically genetic. — Martha Beck
Just because your ad looks good is no insurance that it will get looked at. How many people do you… — William Bernbach
Nobody counts the number of ads you run; they just remember the impression you make. — William Bernbach
The one thing that offends me the most is when I walk by a bank and see ads trying to… — Jeff Bezos
Here you have a new technology, and if that technology is going to work, you must allow people to provide… — David Boies
I regard a great ad as the most beautiful thing in the world. — Leo Burnett
I have learned that it is far easier to write a speech about good advertising than it is to write… — Leo Burnett
The ads all call me fearless, but that's just publicity. Anyone who thinks I'm not scared out of my mind… — Jackie Chan
I believe that an orderly universe, one indifferent to human preoccupations, in which everything has an explanation even if we… — Richard Dawkins

See all 462 Ads Quotes »