"I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's……" — Chelsea Handler
"I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why people like dogs, and I think they definitely bring more to the table than cats or those godforsaken ferrets, but I don't think it's healthy for people to treat their dogs like they are real people."
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107 Quotes by Chelsea Handler
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