"Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of…" — Tom Arnold
"Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery"
—
Tom Arnold
★
★
★
★
★
0.0 avg (0 ratings)
25 Quotes by Tom Arnold
Tom Arnold has 25 quotes on this site.
A few more worth reading:
-
People still question my sobriety, my commitment to the program, and that hurts. I take things day by day, and…
-
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.
-
I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite…
-
Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.
-
To the extent that movies get released, they are generally not big box-office generators. Hollywood is clearly focusing on their…
-
Women; can't live with em, can't kill em
-
Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the…
-
The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a…
-
Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her…
-
If you want to make a substantial reduction in your carbon footprint, doing it on your own is virtually impossible,…
-
I'd never have sex with anyone until I got that removed.
-
Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice.
See all 25 quotes by Tom Arnold »
More Joy Quotes
This quote is filed under Joy Quotes,
one of 7,182 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
-
Happiness depends upon ourselves.
— Aristotle
-
What we play is life.
— Louis Armstrong
-
Pilots take no special joy in walking. Pilots like flying.
— Neil Armstrong
-
I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their…
— Margaret Atwood
-
Vampires get the joy of flying around and living forever, werewolves get the joy of animal spirits. But zombies, they're…
— Margaret Atwood
-
Today I choose life. Every morning when I wake up I can choose joy, happiness, negativity, pain... To feel the…
— Kevyn Aucoin
-
Beauty is about perception, not about make-up. I think the beginning of all beauty is knowing and liking oneself. You…
— Kevyn Aucoin
-
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
-
In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
-
Indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible.
— Saint Augustine
-
To live happily is an inward power of the soul.
— Marcus Aurelius
-
When I took the habit, the Lord immediately showed me how He favours those who do violence to themselves in…
— Teresa of Avila
See all 7,182 Joy Quotes »