Best Funny Love Thoughts

179 Funny Love quotes by 135 unique authors

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family. — SHEYA
Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you.Feeling Awesome. — Unknown Author
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. — Henny Youngman
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. — Woody Allen
It's not I don't wanna look at you, I just found somebody else to stare at — Nikz
Dear girls, if a guy pauses a video game just to text you back, marry him. — Unkown
At the moment the wind blows at my face.....I close my eyes and feel you kissed. Thats why I can't resist facing the fan! — Fairy_thale
Mmmm, its funny that I miss your face its funny time hasn't took your place its funny cause I can't say why love's funny dunno… — Justice Garcia
When you feel love, but you just cant embrace it when you find the right one at the wrong time... — Shubhz
True Love comes quietly,without banners or flashing lights.If you hear bells,get your ears checked.... :P — Erich Segal
For Every0ne Here... Please Don't Lie So much...Untill Unless your Girlfriend is Rihanna N Boyfriend is Eminem, they're not gonna love the way you lie. — Raghav Singh
When u seek 4 luv u get sex...when u seek 4 sex u get luv...love isnt wat u hav to work for bt wat u… — Unknown Author
People say you cant live without love... well I think oxygen is more inportant — Drew Fonner
How will you become together, if can't find a way To Get Her — Bluewalker
Its so funny the way I get poetic when I am single but when I am in a relationship I suck at poetry! — Chris
I need a girl who opens her arms for me after she is drunk rather than opening her legs — Shubham Joshi
I've been divorced twice, at 33, at least I'm a successful failure! — Unknown Author
If I give you my heart will you stand for it? if I make you a cloth will you wear them? if I ask you… — Nkemjika
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly you can be the butterflies I get in my belly you can be the captain and… — Alanna Woodward
You know our love is Mutual I don't mind you love me a little extra !! — Glen Rambharack
I have a pair of eyes but can't see you everyday. I have a pair of hands that can't touch you everyday but I have… — Nkemjika
When you ask why someone is single; the answer you will get is, I am waiting for the right person. Who will do the approaching… — Shubham Joshi
She said she loves me , now she makes me ill , I want to pee coz love Dont pay the Bill... — Unknown Author
I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate -- but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home… — Unknown Author
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That is common sense leaving your body. — Pryncez_Nika

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