Best Funny Love Lines
179 Funny Love quotes by 135 unique authors
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By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this -- One…
— Dorothy Parker
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People should fall in love with their eyes closed.
— Andy Warhol
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A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
— Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
— George Carlin
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
— Albert Einstein
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Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.
— Chelsea Handler
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A light heart lives long.
— William Shakespeare
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Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings
— David Sedaris
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
— Milton Berle
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
— Oscar Wilde
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Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
— Courteney Cox
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Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
— George Burns
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My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
— Garry Shandling
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You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
— Melanie Clark Pullen
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If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.
— Fran Lebowitz
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For me this is somehow a funny love quote. And also once again reminds us the strength of this feeling: Love can do anything, even…
— Superman
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If you do kiss a politician, remember this: You are not only kissing him, you are kissing every butt that he has kissed in the…
— Cristina Orante
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A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me…
— Cristina Orante
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The butterflies. They aren't normal. When I'm around you, it's like World War III in my stomach. Where in the world did my butterflies learn…
— Leslie
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I don't always fall in love. But when I do she has a boyfriend already.
— Anurag Prakash Ray
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Be nice to her and she'll Be Friend-zone to you. Be an asshole to her anf she'll fall for you..
— Yashowardhan
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Being in a relationship in being in a hospital in India..is the same...people will ask serious hai kya?!!!
— Hemantsmarty
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One day I asked my heart - What is Love? Heart Replied - See don't ask me Questions which are out of syllabus..I just know…
— Raghav Singh
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You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on sale.
— SHEYA
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I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
— SHEYA
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