"My friends tell me I have an intimacy……" — Garry Shandling
"My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me."
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49 Quotes by Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling has 49 quotes on this site.
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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad…
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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with…
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It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
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I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
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I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was…
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I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I…
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I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
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Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
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Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"
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My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"
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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids…
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I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake…
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I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is…
— Pietro Aretino
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Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must…
— Aristophanes
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Men of sense often learn from their enemies. It is from their foes, not their friends, that cities learn the…
— Aristophanes
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A friend to all is a friend to none.
— Aristotle
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Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.
— Aristotle
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Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit.
— Aristotle
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He who hath many friends hath none.
— Aristotle
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In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The young they keep out of mischief;…
— Aristotle
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For though we love both the truth and our friends, piety requires us to honor the truth first.
— Aristotle
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Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
— Aristotle
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Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.
— Aristotle
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I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten.
— J. J. Abrams
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