"I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a……" — Garry Shandling

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• These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound… — Charles Barkley
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• You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black. — Charles Barkley
• My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them,… — Charles Barkley
• Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. — Charles Barkley
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• The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work. — Charles Barkley
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