"They should put expiration dates on clothing so……" — Garry Shandling
"They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style."
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49 Quotes by Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling has 49 quotes on this site.
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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad…
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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with…
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It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
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I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
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I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was…
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I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I…
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I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
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Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
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Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"
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My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"
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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids…
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I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake…
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More Clothing Quotes
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I design for real people. I think of our customers all the time. There is no virtue whatsoever in creating…
— Giorgio Armani
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A man can do a television interview and roll out of bed 15 minutes before; it's just not the same…
— Michele Bachmann
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
— Dave Barry
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The world doesn't need another clothing company. But it does need a certain funk.
— Andre Benjamin
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I have this system where if I buy three or four new things, I give away three or four things.…
— Sara Blakely
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I like that 'Mad Men' is now an adjective I use to describe clothing when I'm shopping: 'I like this…
— Alison Brie
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Yes, U.S. travelers dress better. The British are always so conspicuous in hot climates. They don't seem to wear shorts.…
— Bill Bryson
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I know white clothing is supposed to enhance that summer glow, but writers don't tan.
— Diablo Cody
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I look around the world and see so many wonderful things that I love and enjoy and benefit from, whether…
— Daniel Dennett
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Just as Darwin discovered the law of evolution in organic nature, so Marx discovered the law of evolution in human…
— Friedrich Engels
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The goal I seek is to have people refine their style through my clothing without having them become victims of…
— Giorgio Armani
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Seek the simplest in all things, in food, clothing, without being ashamed of poverty. For a great part of the…
— Unknown Author
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